Katy Perry Is Now Making Video Games

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel like you wish you could just, I don’t know, deck rummy nabob out your Sims sim in Katy Perry gear, start a sim-music career, and go on tour? Well, now you can. EA has announced that the megastar singer has joined forces with The Sims 3 Showtime to bring all manner of Katy Perry-branded things to the game. Perry has been a fan of the series for a long time, putting together a rather charming and hilarious version of her song “Hot & Cold” performed by sims and sung in their made-up “simlish” language.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); https://kotaku.com/katy-perrys-simlish-hot-cold-music-vid-5054649 The collector’s edition of the rummy noble game, given the ridiculous title of The Sims 3 Showtime Katy Perry Collector’s Edition, will include “iconic” Katy Perry-themed items (I’m guessing a blue wig?), a poster, and a bonus in-game venue. It doesn’t sound as though Katy Perry herself will turn up in the game—the images in rummy satta the gallery are either taken from the Perry-centric ad campaign or have been made by dressing a Perry-ish sim up in the included outfits. No announcement yet about whether you can give your sim an annoying British ex. All I know is, if they did a version of “Firework” entirely in Simlish, I wouldn’t complain. No seriously! That song is way catchy. What. Don’t judge me.